You are a loser.Obviously.

You've got your loser problems, rejection, humiliation, bad choices - and the realisation that everybody else has done better.

You take a loser cruise and you're miserable - of course you are.

And the winners are on a luxury liner in turquoise waters - of course they are. Exciting new ports, great food and making friends with interesting people.

It doesn't have to be your sad way, there's better, but I guess you'll never take the chance.